The girl you know is so far gone...
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Be my gguuueeeeeesssstttttt!

Note to MySpace: Could the time stamps be anymore fucked up???!!! But... 2 hrs ahead of me. Hmmmm diddly...

From: ( b r i )
Date: Apr 20, 2006 11:28 PM

So TIM. Timbo. The Real Tim. This probably kills every notion that I have about being "cool" or whatever it is that the notions are, but screw the notions. This could actually be considered stalkerish in the Balkans. Besides that, my little Peep, Anneke (the coolest chick ever), told me I had to message you. She said if I didn't, she would kick my ice cream ass all the way to Canada until I talked to you. Now that is one crazy [awesome] chick!

I have to wonder: How many marriage proposals do you get from the LOVELY pixie stik tween-queens on here? It seems like it'd be some wicked type of adventure, seeing how crazy those messages can get. I mean, if I was in your shoes and getting random things from teenage guys all wanting to marry me or proclaiming their undying love and devotion or offering me their first born, I'd be one amused girl. (That's a pretty sick thought once I mull it over. 15 year old guys wanting to give me kids? Ummm... no thanks.) If I never learn anything else from this note, you HAVE to tell me if it gives you a rush. You don't want curiosity to kill me, do you?

I'll hand it to you, tho - you're pretty damn addicting. (WOW. That sounds dirty.) So of course, I'm a fan but fear not, Mr. R! I'm not one to subscribe to fanGIRL hysteria, only minor bouts of giggling. Still, you have skills for flippin' days if you can get a 21 year old hooked on your show. Ahh... Fridays @ 730. What a way to wind down after a week of making ice cream for ppl who should be part of your cult. (Do you have a cult?) You have your moments of brilliancy, I'll also hand that to you. Aww, look at me! I'm stroking your ego! Haha... You can't ever say I never gave you anything.

But yeah... I'll cut this short before it turns into a Dork Fest unless you really enjoy Dork Fests and then I got you covered for the rest of your natural born life. Be sure to hit me up, alright? Alright...

xxx, b

PS: Now I'm all blushing giddy thinking about you responding. Look at what you've done to me! lol. But you're fabulous, your work is fabulous, and happy and fascinated is what I am. Can't fault a girl for that, can you?

From: Tim
Date: Apr 21, 2006 2:35 AM

This might be my all time fav message ever!?! You def have your moments of brillancy 2! Ice cream ASS? explain. oh by the way no cult well not that i know of. but there is always hope.!

From: ( b r i )
Date: Apr 21, 2006 12:53 AM

Glad you enjoyed the msg. What can I say? BRI does begin brilliant. lol. (DAMN, that was arrogant...)

Hahaha... "ice cream ass"... I work at an ice cream shop. Day in and day out, it's all about the ice cream. Vanilla, strawberry cheesecake, white chocolate... Ok, you get the pt. Her (the girl who said she'd kick my i.c. ass, lol) thing is that I'm "The Ice Cream Chick". (I prefer "master wielder of the evil spades of death", but hers is a nicer visual image.) So, when she get's annoyed with me, she'll tell me to get my i.c. ass into gear and handle business. (Such a lovely story, huh?)

And I'm pretty sure you have some cult communes somewhere. Girls are CRAZY, after all.

xxx, b

From: Tim
Date: Apr 21, 2006 3:12 AM

Hey i responded already or wrote you back or whatever you call it but then some screen popped up and said some thing and so i dont know if you got it so im wrting again. wow Im rambling on. so anyway you are really funny in a sadistic sexy kinda way. You should be a writer if you are not already. Or do some thing creative What do you like to do? oh Love cookie dough Dynamo!!!!!!!! ice cream but you probably new that . ? later

From: ( b r i )
Date: Apr 21, 2006 1:36 AM

Yeah; myspace goes stupid ever once in a while. (ie. every 4 flippin' seconds.) But I got it. Seems you got mine, so we're even.

"Funny in a sadistic sexy sort of way", huh? Ha. I'm sadistic. That's funny in itself. But I'll rock with that. Just a weird chick is all. lol

What I do is... ummm... work and, well, write. (And drink copius amts of coffee but that doesn't count.) But for the writing thing? A hobby. I'm too quick with plot lines and all that for it to turn into something substantial so I stick with short stories about the most random metaphor attacks you could image. I never knew Bathsheba and Solomon could be manipulated for one's own agenda.

You'd have a fit over this "creation" we have at my job: Cookie Dough'n't You Want Some. Nothing but cookie dough for daaaaaaaaays. And then there is the caramel and fudge with it... FABULOUS. But nope. Didn't know you were a cookie dough freak. Interesting bit of info there. lol

xxx, b

From: Tim
Date: Apr 21, 2006 3:40 AM

Yeah I dont know about sadistic either just couldnt think of a cool word to some up the impression I have of you. Interesting is a better choice of words I guess. I guess Im stalking you now huh!

From: ( b r i )
Date: Apr 21, 2006 1:41 AM

That's a twist in the plans then, you stalking ME! Shouldn't I be stalking you?

From: Tim
Date: Apr 21, 2006 3:42 AM

Life is funny that way!

From: ( b r i )
Date: Apr 21, 2006 1:44 AM

Then I shall laugh it up.

And question 947 million for the evening: Any reason why you're up at 4am? lol

From: Tim
Date: Apr 21, 2006 3:51 AM

Been shooting nights. So my whole system is out of whack. Whats you excuse????????/

From: ( b r i )
Date: Apr 21, 2006 1:53 AM

I work in 5 hrs. and... ummmm... I'm talking to you?

From: Tim
Date: Apr 21, 2006 3:56 AM

You make me smile im gonna go to sleep now. have a good day at work. I keep my eye out for you.

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